Dog
Property Laws
1.
If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's
mine.
3. If I can take it from you,
it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while
ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something
up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never
appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine,
its mine.
8. If I saw it first, its
mine.
9. If you are playing with
something and you put it down,
it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, its yours.
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