A
language instructor was explaining
to her class that French nouns,
unlike their English counterparts,
are grammatically designated
as masculine or feminine.
Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,'
she described, would have
a gender association although
in English these words were
neutral. Puzzled, one student
raised his hand and asked,
"What gender is a computer?"
The teacher wasn't certain
which it was,and so divided
the class into two groups
and asked them to decide if
a computer should be masculine
or feminine. One group was
comprised of the women in
the class, and the other,
of men. Both groups were asked
to give four reasons for their
recommendation.
The group of women concluded
that computers should be referred
to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention,
you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data
but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help
you solve your problems, but
half the time they ARE the
problem.
4. As soon as you commit to
one, you realize that, if
you had waited a little longer,
you could have had a better
model.
The
men, on the other hand, decided
that computers should definitely
be referred to in the feminine
gender because:
1. No one but their creator
understands their internal
logic.
2. The native language they
use to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible
to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes
are stored in long-term memory
for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment
to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck
on accessories.
Bill
Gates dies in a car accident.
He finds himself in purgatory,
being sized up by God... |